420% /
degenerate
>100% /
not a financial advice
20+ /
team members
100% /
motivated
420% /
degenerate
>100% /
not a financial advice
20+ /
team members
100% /
motivated
{02} — The Road
Roadmap
Birth
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01
Phase 1: The Birth of Bad Advice
Concept & Branding:
Designed to mislead degens for laughs.
Token Deployment:
Launch $ARTUS with a fair and chaotic distribution model.
Community Building:
Start on X and Telegram, with daily “Artus Advice” posts.
Whitepaper:
A beautifully useless whitepaper filled with financial red flags.
Q2 2025
Birth
/
01
Phase 1: The Birth of Bad Advice
Concept & Branding:
Designed to mislead degens for laughs.
Token Deployment:
Launch $ARTUS with a fair and chaotic distribution model.
Community Building:
Start on X and Telegram, with daily “Artus Advice” posts.
Whitepaper:
A beautifully useless whitepaper filled with financial red flags.
/3-5 weeks/
Birth
/
01
Phase 1: The Birth of Bad Advice
Concept & Branding:
Designed to mislead degens for laughs.
Token Deployment:
Launch $ARTUS with a fair and chaotic distribution model.
Community Building:
Start on X and Telegram, with daily “Artus Advice” posts.
Whitepaper:
A beautifully useless whitepaper filled with financial red flags.
Q2 2025
Go Live
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02
Phase 2: Artus Goes Live
AI Agent Release:
Telegram and X bot giving hilariously bad market advice.
"Financially Irresponsible" NFTs:
Everything is in the title. ^^
Influencer Collabs:
Partner with top CT KOLs that will promise 100x calls.
Q3 2025
Go Live
/
02
Phase 2: Artus Goes Live
AI Agent Release:
Telegram and X bot giving hilariously bad market advice.
"Financially Irresponsible" NFTs:
Everything is in the title. ^^
Influencer Collabs:
Partner with top CT KOLs that will promise 100x calls.
/3-5 weeks/
Go Live
/
02
Phase 2: Artus Goes Live
AI Agent Release:
Telegram and X bot giving hilariously bad market advice.
"Financially Irresponsible" NFTs:
Everything is in the title. ^^
Influencer Collabs:
Partner with top CT KOLs that will promise 100x calls.
Q3 2025
Degineering
/
03
Phase 3: Degens Assemble
CEX Listings? Maybe:
If an exchange is reckless enough.
The "Artus Index":
Track how much money users would have lost.
AI Model Upgrade:
Enhance Artus’ ability to generate even worse predictions.
Q4 2025
Degineering
/
03
Phase 3: Degens Assemble
CEX Listings? Maybe:
If an exchange is reckless enough.
The "Artus Index":
Track how much money users would have lost.
AI Model Upgrade:
Enhance Artus’ ability to generate even worse predictions.
/3-5 weeks/
Degineering
/
03
Phase 3: Degens Assemble
CEX Listings? Maybe:
If an exchange is reckless enough.
The "Artus Index":
Track how much money users would have lost.
AI Model Upgrade:
Enhance Artus’ ability to generate even worse predictions.
Q4 2025
Cult
/
04
Phase 4: Full-On Meme Cult Status
Artus DAO:
Let the community vote on some of Artus’ worst investment ideas.
Merch & IRL Events:
"I Followed Artus and All I Got Was This T-Shirt" merch line.
Q1 2026
Cult
/
04
Phase 4: Full-On Meme Cult Status
Artus DAO:
Let the community vote on some of Artus’ worst investment ideas.
Merch & IRL Events:
"I Followed Artus and All I Got Was This T-Shirt" merch line.
/3-5 weeks/
Cult
/
04
Phase 4: Full-On Meme Cult Status
Artus DAO:
Let the community vote on some of Artus’ worst investment ideas.
Merch & IRL Events:
"I Followed Artus and All I Got Was This T-Shirt" merch line.
Q1 2026
{03} — The game
Tokenomics
Token distribution
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XX
The Anatomy of Our Financial Fiasco
60% LP >
Because deep liquidity is the only thing that can cushion our epic crashes.
20% Marketing >
Powering the hype train for a spectacular derailment.
10% CEX Listing >
When even the big players need a taste of chaos.
5% Team >
Run by KOL financial wizards who think trading is just a video game.
3% Competitions and Giveaways >
Fueling absurd contests and random wins.
2% Community Incentives >
Just enough to keep our degenerate family pumped.
Q2 2025
Token distribution
/
XX
The Anatomy of Our Financial Fiasco
60% LP >
Because deep liquidity is the only thing that can cushion our epic crashes.
20% Marketing >
Powering the hype train for a spectacular derailment.
10% CEX Listing >
When even the big players need a taste of chaos.
5% Team >
Run by KOL financial wizards who think trading is just a video game.
3% Competitions and Giveaways >
Fueling absurd contests and random wins.
2% Community Incentives >
Just enough to keep our degenerate family pumped.
/3-5 weeks/
Token distribution
/
XX
The Anatomy of Our Financial Fiasco
60% LP >
Because deep liquidity is the only thing that can cushion our epic crashes.
20% Marketing >
Powering the hype train for a spectacular derailment.
10% CEX Listing >
When even the big players need a taste of chaos.
5% Team >
Run by KOL financial wizards who think trading is just a video game.
3% Competitions and Giveaways >
Fueling absurd contests and random wins.
2% Community Incentives >
Just enough to keep our degenerate family pumped.
Q2 2025
{04} — Catch me
